It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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