You made me cry and you don't even care
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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