I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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