i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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