he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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