party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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