Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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