You really coming over, don't trick.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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