on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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