so that wasnt chicken after all
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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