There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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