They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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