I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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