Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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