Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You can't just leave with hair like that
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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