They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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