YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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