the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
