I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He shit in the fireplace
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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