Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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