Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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