fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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