Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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