He asked to "fluff my boner.."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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