Sry I called you an 8
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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