Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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