Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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