Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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