Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do vagina's smell?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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