i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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