she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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