She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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