That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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