? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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