Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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