How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i black out too much to be "responsible"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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