So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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