Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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