Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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