am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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