I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm really busy with my period
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