Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think people are normalizing furries
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