try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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