I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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