Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
another moral hangover. fuck.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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