so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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