yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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