i barfeds in our rink
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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