No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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