haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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