But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
