Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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