they need to just BURY HIM!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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