Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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