You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
